Super healing Butt Balm is a new creation from the Farmacy kitchen. Soothes diaper rash, hemorrhoids, and monkey butt (and any other pains in the ass) quickly. 
The base is a plantain, comfrey, calendula, and St. joan’s wort infused olive oil, with rose infused coconut oil, double distilled witch hazel extract, jojoba oil, our One Whole Farm beeswax, and Plant Therapy frankincense EO. 
A tiny pinky dab does the job. 
**This Product and statement have not been evaluated by the FDA.